OK, Hauke wrote to me and send me the results, I'll let him do the talk from now on. I decided to illustrate the winning comments, but since it is the end of the month and I'm kinda broke I couldn't hire any actual artists and had to do it myself. You'll (probably) forgive me.
Being a toy collector, I'd replace my rectum with a cash machine so that I could literally poop money on demand, to either A.) support my habit or B.) go cold turkey when no one will accept the money.
This one made me laugh the most. A money pooping cyborg sounds like something that could actually fit in with some of my own work. :-)
(Bad) artist's depiction:
Second place: Fishmilkshake
What is the forehead good for? Absolutely nothing. I'd make better use of the space and have a frickin' laser beam implanted. First order of business...bad service at retail stores.
This is another answer where I immediately saw some weird character in my mind blasting away aliens with a huge ridiculous forehead laser.
Last comment from Hauke:
It was really hard to choose the two winners. Honorary mentions go to krakit, 3B, brobles and Bubbashelby. You guys almost made it.
So STEPHEN is the winner and he'll get an awesome Bionic Bjoern from Hauke Scheer. And what is the surprise bionic prize for the runner up?
A carded Fuerza T Tekno. Only the finest Argentinean copyright infringement Masters of the Universe rip-off line.
Both the winner and the runner up must send me their info to firstname.lastname@example.org
There will be more contests in the near future, I'm cooking some great prizes for you. Thanks for entering and for all the incredible comments. I wouldn't have been able to pick a winner myself.
Until next time.